This was a great dialogue tonight on Showtime's mini-series, "Weeds."

Reservist: I clearly am not fit to serve.

Recruiter: In case you haven't noticed, this country is at war. Actually technically authorization has been given by an act of Congress. That's enough to activate you.

Reservist: I'm clearly am not fit to serve.

Recruiter: Can you walk?

Reservist: Not in long step. I tend to weave.

Recruiter: I didn't notice.

Reservist: I'm a drug addict.

Recruiter: We'll clean you up.

Reservist: I'm gay.

Recruiter: We have a unit for that.