I was nosing around on a personal site and saw the following description of the individual which put the biggest smile on my face:

Love to laugh. Goofy is good. I'm a sucker for nice people. I'm an adventurer at heart. I'm probably more immature than you. I'm a native San Diegan. I have a weird nick name. I don't want your life. I love my family & friends. I think good grammar is hot. I am a work in progress. I have a sensitive sense of smell. I probably should have been born in Canada. I've fallen and I can't get up. I enjoy looking up words in the dictionary. I am a gentleman. I sleep-in for sport. I read Wikipedia for fun. I make the best microwaveable food you've ever had. I prefer Pepsi to Coke. I save my ticket stubs. I'm a targeted demographic. I chew on things a lot. I found Waldo. I collect matchbooks. I often enjoy people watching more than people talking. I arrange my t-shirt rack by color. I wish I could sing. I'll never grow up. I am well read. I still eat milk and cookies. I should be working right now. I laugh at inappropriate things. I like diners over nice restaurants. I still have my tonsils and appendix. I can't believe it's not butter. I make shampoo mohawks in the shower. I believe people are inherently good. I vote. I have more sneakers than jeans. I believe in evolution. I have a subtle wit. Extremists of any stripe bother me. I like songs that build. I could never find the object in the Magic Eye posters. I think I've lost that loving feeling. I made Shake and Bake.