Jay Leno made the comment the other night how the icons of the American Western would never quite make it if they were paired together in the cinema blockbuster, "Brokeback Mountain."


(Camera opens on a clearing in a mountain pass. Horse neighs in the background)

John Wayne: "Hey, Pilgrim....love is a force of nature...I wish I knew how to quit you...."

Clint Eastwood: "Go ahead, make my day.... Show me your six shooter...we'll see who draws first...and draws best...."

(Clint looks into John's eyes and snorts. John Wayne reaches over and grabs Clint's hand and puts it on his hard six shooter.)

Clint: "What the hell?"

(Sounds of belts unbuckling and pants sliding down....John Wayne grunts as Clint introduces him to his six shooter.)

(Camera cuts to a two shot of both and scene fades to black as Clint and John make there way into their tent as the sun sets in the background.)

(Fade to black with more grunting coming from the tent)