Reports are circulating in the popular press that dramatic actor extraordinaire Leonardo "I'm the king of the world" DiCaprio has admitted that he does not feel "inspired" by the 2008 US presidential candidates. (Oh what to do!)

Apparently the actor wasted time and energy campaigning for the haunted tree, Senator John Kerry in 2004, travelling to 14 different states to support the Democratic hopeful. However, he will not be doing the same for any of the 2008 candidates until they make their environmental policies clear. Oh crummm!

"I'm still on the fence about it, to tell you the truth. I have yet to hear a candidate that has clearly laid out their environmental policy in a way that is inspiring to me," DiCaprio told WENN.

Speaking about Kerry, Leonardo added: "I thought he had an amazing environmental policy. But I have yet to hear a candidate that has compared in that regard. I'm waiting for the right questions to be asked, and for these candidates to give really clear responses to what they're going to do in a tangible way - not a lot of rhetoric. I want to hear hardcore facts."

The hardcore fact, Lenny, is: 1) nobody really gives a damn what you think, and 2) we all know that you couldn't act your way out of paper bag (however, you don't seem to know it or realize it). So go back and go hawk a DVD release of "Growing Pains" at Walmart in an Alabama backwater strip mall and go visit Al "The earth is melting" Gore or some other Hollywood fraud.

(God, I'm feeling catty today.)