The "poppers" were manufactured in Hong Kong...along with their grasp of the Engrish ranguage...and humor...

Why is an elephant grey and wrinkly?
Becuase if it wee small, white, and smooth it would be an aspirin!

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go!

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow old, it starts avoiding you.

What do ghosts like about tall buildings?
They have got lots of scare cases.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!

What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do you think he saw us

What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby.

What's the most popular gardening magazine in the world?
Weeder's Digest

Customer: "This steak is terrible, I want the manager."
Waiter: "Sorry, sir, he isn't on the menu."

What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a wash for a week?
Stinkerbell!

What has a pelican got in common with the Water company?
They both have large bills.


These fantastic examples of humor were published by Robin Reed....maybe they shouldn't be!